List of items

{| class="article-table mw-collapsible" ! colspan="2" | Weapons and Armor !Image and Name !Enchants !Description
 * Enchanted Netherite sword.gif Dick Energy
 * Sharpness V, Unbreaking III, Fire Aspect III, Knockback IV, Looting III, Mending
 * Big Dick Energy is Thirteen13’s Primary sword. She named it “Big Dick Energy” because she “want(ed) to see the funny death message”.
 * Enchanted crossbow.gif PENIS
 * Multishot, Quick Charge III, Unbreaking II
 * Named after Dream’s Iconic Crossbow, DEFINETLY NOT PENIS by Thirteen13 because she is a massive simp.
 * Netherite Axe.png Power of my Wet Ass Pussy
 * Sharpness IV, Unbreaking III, Efficency IV, Mending
 * (i cant find the enchanted version anywhere.) The Power of my Wet Ass Pussy is Thirteen13’s Enchanted Netherite axe. It can deal up to 8 hearts of damage with a critical hit, and it generally considered to be op.
 * Enchanted crossbow.gif Blaster
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 * Piperthepotato’s enchanted Crossbow. All arrows have been renamed “Cum” to add to the joke.
 * Enchanted Netherite sword.gif(pipers sword)
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 * Piperthepotato’s enchanted Crossbow. All arrows have been renamed “Cum” to add to the joke.
 * Enchanted Netherite sword.gif(pipers sword)
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